Bradley quotes from Miami 7

I can’t believe you’re making fun out of us when even you are too scared to go in the loo because of your cockroach.

Yeah, but our cockroach is bigger than your cockroach.

Can we focus please? We’re telling Howard that we’re not happy sharing our accommodation with that thing.

I feel sorry for the poor little creature. I’m glad I didn’t tell you about the one in the kitchen.

The kitchen?!

Oh my God! There was one in the kitchen?

And you didn’t tell us.

I didn’t tell anyone. Well, apart from one customer.

You told the customer? Hannah, what happens if you tell someone else? What happens if the authorities get to hear about this?

What authorities?

So we’re going to the airport then.

Yes.

Are we not gonna hang around in America to see what happens?

No.

So we’re not gonna go on a big adventure where anything could happen and we wanted to become famous.

Erm. Guess not.

So we lose just when we start into it.

So what’s it gonna be then? L.A. or the UK?

We’ve got 3 seconds to decide. 3, 2, 1.