Tina quotes from Miami 7

What are we going to do?

We could sacrifice a goat. (jokily)

I think you need to be heading left, and uh, right, or maybe north or possibly south.

But isn’t it poor or starving at the moment?

Okay then, yeah. We’ll take the first port, second starboard and then straight ahead.

Yeah, but which way is port, or which way is starboard?

Or port must be the gardener’s land, mustn’t it?

Well, which way is that?

Uh-oh.

Wait a minute! What’s that up ahead?

Just some kind of big mist! Oh, no!

I can’t believe you’re making fun out of us when even you are too scared to go in the loo because of your cockroach.

Yeah, but our cockroach is bigger than your cockroach.

Can we focus please? We’re telling Howard that we’re not happy sharing our accommodation with that thing.

I feel sorry for the poor little creature. I’m glad I didn’t tell you about the one in the kitchen.

The kitchen?!

Oh my God! There was one in the kitchen?

And you didn’t tell us.

I didn’t tell anyone. Well, apart from one customer.

You told the customer? Hannah, what happens if you tell someone else? What happens if the authorities get to hear about this?

What authorities?