[in a comfort chair] Move my feet lower and my head up higher.
How's that, sire?
I'm eating a piece of pizza, closer to my head.
Hey, Nathan, can I talk to you for a minute?
How's that, sire?
Getting better, getting warmer]
...in confidence.
Is that adequate, sire?
FUCK OFF! [klokateer leaves]
Y-yes sire.
[in jolly mood] Heh-hey, Nathan, pal! Good 'ole Nathan, aw man, look at those shoulders, Captain of the ship! What's happening man? [pause] Nathan, I want you to look at me. Are you looking at me?
[trying to ignore him] Kind of.
[in dramatic mood] I'm gonna tell you a sad tale.
Oh God...
Imagine a child, so horrific looking...
Uh huh...
That he drove his parents to murder-suicide.
Yeah, you right?
Well- uh...Imagine a man...with so little self esteem...
You.
...that he looks...and acts like me!
You.
Well that man is me!
Well glad that we uh...had this little chat. See you later...
You're just not getting it. Listen to me-
YOU WANNA BORROW SOME MONEY, JUST SAY IT!!
Yes I wanna borrow some money, but-
I'll give you anything just to get you away from me, all right?
I won't forget this pal! I'm having some work done down in Tijuana, shhh don't tell the others, it's our secret, you know because it's uh, cost effective-
GET OUT OF HERE!!!
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