[in a demo session; off-tempo and not energetic] Falling down / hurt yourself / Really can hurt...really, can, really now- CAN WE STOP THIS THING?!
Okay, fine. What's going on?
I guess I'm just not feeling it.
That "falling down" stuff's good! I mean, it's good enough!
Dude, Nathan! We've been doing demos for 37 days! When are you gonna start feeling it, already?!
I don't know.
[with a stripper on his lap] Check it out, Amber here was feeling it! She was bouncing on my lap...up and down, up and down, right Amber? [before Amber can reply] Don't talk. You know the rules.
[also with two stripper; Murderface has a fat one sitting with him off to the side] Hey Trinitys...and her sisters, Quadrupaltys, alsos really exciteds, they gives me double blow jobs.
[two strippers are fondling his legs] Maybe I need a blow job. You know?
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