My mom, is right!! Alright?! This is a fantasy that we're living in! A fucking fantasy!! And I can't impress her, no matter how much money I make, and I realize it's because I don't have a REAL JOB!!!
Pickles, calm down!
It's true!!
Your mom, is a bitch! You should tell her to go fuck herself!
Whoa BACK UP! You did NOT just say that to me about my mom!
Uh, Pickle?
Yes?!
You should go tell your mom to go fucks herselfs.
[infuriated] JUST B- THIS IS MY FAMILY!!
Yeah! The family that you hate!
And you also calls dems assholes all the times.
Yeah o- WHOA! Okay...maybe I do. But you know what? I'm starting to think that maybe WE'RE the assholes!
[shocked] Pickles! Us?!
YES! And that's why I'm going to go sell cars.
[deep in thought] .....you mean houses.
...Yes.
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