Listen, all of you. My girl-fan-friend is fucking awesome, okay?! It's a great relationship!
It's not a relationship, it's an ego booster!
She's like totally the most loyal person in the world. She's like a fucking amazing, hot...loyal...Labrador...but with really nice tits.
All we're saying is she kinda sounds like a crazy dildo.
GGirlfriend
...Hi.
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