Guys I'm nervous. I don'ts even knows how to go abouts this findings a lady business.
Oh Toki, that is cute. That's precious.
You need some datin' advice from your pals.
Oh thats would be very helpful Pickle.
Okay, well, heres what you do to meet a lady, alright? You get your tour manager to find you some chick and when he brings her backstage you pull out your dick!
Ja, you pulls out your dicks!
Pulls out your-? Guys, I'm talkings abouts real dates here.
How is that not a real date?
Yeah, how is that not a real date Toki?
A date's wheres you actually talks to a girl, and she says stuffs, and you asks her questions, and she talks back-
Questions, waits a minute, questions?! You means like whens we're in courts questions?
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