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Metalocalypse · Season 1, Episode 15

Skwisgaar, Klokateer and others in “Unfinished Business”

[Skwisgaar is in his bed with two young and one old lady. A Klokateer enters]

Skwisgaar

Any news on my fathers?

KKlokateer

I'm sorry my lord, but none of the DNA tests match.

Skwisgaar

Ugh...

KKlokateer

All those thousands of men managed to ejaculate into your mother without being your father. He must still be out there, but he hasn't come forward. All those men... All that ejaculate-

Skwisgaar

[grossed out] Yes, thank you, I understands! Just... please leaves me be.

OOld Lady

Hey, what about us? When will we be satisfied?

Skwisgaar

I never thought I would say this, but... I'm nots in the mood.

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