Dudes, we party too hard, so our bodies are in terrible shape. We gotta trick the doctor by making it seem like we're in really good shape. And there's only one way to do that. Bleach. [holds up a jug of bleach] Here, drink this Murderface. [hands it to Murderface]
Uhh, maybe this ams a stupid question, buts, why don'ts we just pours bleach into our cups of...urines?
[looking angry at the suggestion] No! Drink the bleach!
Bleach is healthy. It's mostly water. And we are mostly water. Therefore, we are bleach.
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