Guys, you aren't going to die, you'll be fine-
Stop saying die, use a different word.
Use a different phrase like-
Something like, uh, something that's good instead of death, like-
Hamburger Time.
[pause]
Hamburger Time, perfect. Say Hamburger Time.
Hamboigers Time.
Use Hamburger Time, alright?
[pause]
Well as long as you guys are all worried about, uh... Hamburger Time, uh, maybe it would help a little bit if you guys all went to the doctor. Got a checkup.
[the band grumbles against this]
Look, my uncle had a big huge thing growing on his neck, and fine. Then he goes to the doctor: cancer. Bing Bang Boom! Hair out, Hamburger Time.
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