You're in a tribute band paying tribute to yourself? That's like jacking off to a picture of yourself online!
Which I've done.
Of course I'm nots paying tributes to myself. In Thunderhorse, I'm Skwisgaar.
Dat's why my pants and shirts keeps disappearing! Dat's fucking weird dudes.
Well we're really good, we plays every Thursday nights.
[pause]
Wait a minute...
Thursday night? That's impossible, you have astronaut class on Thursday night.
Astronaut class is a lie?! I've been telling everyone that you're gonna be an astronaut! Now you're making me look like an asshole!
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