Nathan Explosion, Text and others in “Unfinished Business”

Nathan Explosion

All right, check this out, it's scream-activated lighting. [screams, and concert lights turn on to a double-bass pedal beat]

MONEY SPENT ON DETHKLOK INTERIOR DESIGN. SCREAM ACTIVATED LIGHTING- $12 MILLION

Nathan

See? You come home, it's dark. Where are my keys? [screams, and lights up the keys on a desk] Over there. [to scientists] Put them in every single room in the house!

SCREAM ACTIVATED LIGHTING: IN EVERY ROOM IN THE HOUSE- $89.9 BILLION

I'm afraid that's going to cost an aweful lot of money, I'm just telling you.

Nathan

FUCK money!

Yeah, FUCK money.

Skwisgaar Skwigelf

This is my platinum practice chambers.

PLATINUM PRACTICE CHAMBER- $6.5 BILLION

Skwisgaar

I haves a solid rubys metronomes.

SOLID RUBY METRONOME- $8.3 BILLION

Skwisgaar

And a champagne humidifier.

CHAMPAGNE HUMIDIFIER- $2 MILLION

Skwisgaar

So fucking expensive that it makes me horny.

Pickles

This is my Endangered Species Furniture Room!

ENDANGERED SPECIES FURNITURE ROOM- $28 MILLION

CALIFORNIA CONDOR BOTTLE OPENER- $5 MILLION - GOLD PLATED MEERKAT SHELF HOLDER- $30 MILLION - GIANT PANDA THROW RUGS- $2 BILLION - GIANT TORTOISE OTTOMAN- $1.5 MILLION - SILVER GAZELLE WALL SCONCE- $4 MILLION - HELTER STORK TIFFANY LAMP- $6 MILLION

Pickles

Seriously guys, fuck money!

TOTAL EXPENDITURES $106,788,500,000