Okay so this ams the buttons that makes it records, and this ams the button that makes it stops records, and this ams the button that will makes it erase all of Skwisgaar's guitar tracks. [pushes the delete button] OH NO, WHATS HAS I DONE?!
I can'ts plays it! It's too damns hard! Skwisgaars always makes it so hard! Damns you stupid, slow, stubby fingers, don'ts looks at me! Awww shucks...whats am I goings to do!?
Hey Knubblers, still jazzed about hows greats dat recordings went. Mind playing me a couple of deh tracks?
[with great worry] uh why's do dat? Hey, let's alls gets lunch - my treats! Let's get out of this stuffy place. Let's get outta--let's just get outs of this room! Come on! GOS! GO!
Here you go, Skwisgaar. [pushes play, the track starts playing Toki's version of the solo]
WHAT THE FUCKS IS DAT SOUND?! SOMESTHING IS WRONGS HERE! ISOLATES MY GUITARS TRACKS! [the solo is playing very bad; Skwisgaar glares at Toki]
AHH! I'M SORRY'S, IT'S MY FAULT! I FUCKS IT ALL UP! Don'ts kicks me outs of deh band, I'lls do anything! I'LL SUCKS YOUR DICK!
Toki! Pulls yourselfs together!
I fucks it all up!
Shit Skwisgaar, I really should have backed those sessions up.
YEAH YOU SHOULDA BACKS THOSE SESSIONS UP!
You'd do well as keep quiet, all right?! Shit SKwisgaar...you know what this means right?
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