[reading a pamphlet about Norway] Hey did you know that Norway has the lowest murder rate in the whole world? The lowest in the world?!
Wait a minute, you mean the murder rate in Canada is higher than Norway?
Yeah.
Oh my God, that's lame! This place is lame.
Admit it Toki, Norway's not brutal.
Danbury, Connecticut is more brutal.
Yeah, dude. Tomahawk, Wisconsin, it's way more brutal. At least we got crystal meth!
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