[the band is blowing up guitars like fireworks and throwing firecrackers around]
[to Pickles] Don't give Murderface any firecrackers, we just have to hold them.
[walks over] Hey, can I have a firecracker?
You know what? I think there's some over there. [points to a blank patch of grass]
Where? I don't see any. [bends over muttering, Nathan lights a firecracker, and puts it in Murderface's pants] There's no firecrackers. [the firecracker explodes] AHHH! THAT FUCKING HURTS!
They're down there somewhere, just keep looking.
Alright. [bends over again, Nathan lights another firecracker, sets it in Murderface's pants and it explodes] AHHHH YOU MOTHERFUCKERS DID IT AGAIN!
Murderface.
[slight pause] What?
You gotta find these firecrackers, they're down there somewhere.
Yeah, they're in the grass, look!
I can't see 'em.
Smash your face into the grass and look hard. [Murderface looks some more, while Nathan lights yet another firecracker and sets it in Murderface's pants] There you go, now you got it. [it explodes]
OH YOU MOTHERFUCKER, OW THAT HURT!
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