Dude, it was a fan attack! That's what Ofdensen warned us about!
Why do fans, feel that they have to do that? I mean what, to get noticed?
I know, there's so many nice kids out there, and just a couple of them gotta attack you? Spoils it for everyone!
I know. Sad... Sad for them.
It is sad! It's sad for them!
It's pathetic, it just makes me feel sorry for them, that's all.
Oh, must be a rescue team. Hey guys, DOWN HERE!
IT'S US, DETHKLOK, STRANDED OUT IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE!
Oh, I hope they brought some fuckin' food!
I feel like eating cheese. Like, really fancy cheese, what's the name of that cheese, Renoir?
Yeah, I could do that. Maybe a little Kool-Aid of, you know... of the, you know, the grape, persuasion...
That's what I'm talkin' about!
Oh look, firecrackers!
Oh, let's steal them!
I remember when I was a child -
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