Mmmmmmm.... Reeeligggion... mmm... reeeeeligiiiiion... mmmmmmmmmm... religggion...
Pffft, this is dildos. Doesn't he knows there's no such things as religion?
You mean you don't believe in God. There is such a thing as religion.
Well prove it! Show me a miracle that religion exists!
Well, uhh, there's a Bible right there.
Well... maybe I re-evaluates my life.
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