Now Skwisgaar, let's talk about blues guitar.
I only plays metal. Its embarrass for us to even has this grandpas guitars.
That's because you don't know how to make the bluuues sound! Why don't you try to play this?
[Johnson plays a blues rhythm. Toki and Skwisgaar play nothing close to the rhythm previously played.]
That's close... one more time, try to play this!
[He plays a different blues sound, Skwisgaar and Toki play it wrong again.]
We can'ts not plays fast, uh, physically.
Yeah, it's hards!
Alright, let's try somethin' else.
[Toki and Skwisgaar get cinder blocks tied to their wrists, making them play slower, after a little playing, their wrists make a sudden movement causing the blocks to swing, and Toki gets hit in the balls.]
Oh, I gots the hit in the balls with the train cinder block, right in the balls oh... [keeps complaining in background]
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