Check it out, losers. Direct your attention to my crotch. See it?
[Murderface displays his purchase, a sharp and lethal-looking codpiece.]
Feel it, envy it.
That is something else!
Best purchase ever. It's not a big deal; it's just totally diamond-encrusted and titanium-based...
Oh, whats a coincidence! I gots a real cool codpiece too!
[Toki turns on a bright green strap-on vibrator and stands up to display it.]
Uh, that's a dildo? A strap-on dildo?
Aww, screw you all off! My codpiece is the coolest!
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