Why do I drink so much before stupid fan day?
I believe you drink because it's fan day.
Ugh. I don't w - Don't talk to me about that. Wai - wait, where's Skwisgaar?
I don't think he gonna be here for a while, he had a very big night with a very huge fan!
Yeah, we were all up late.
Not me, I actually got good rest.
Can you please, just be quiet for a second?
Ahh, what's wrong Pickle? You just need to eat something. Your name is Pickle, maybe you should try pickle herring sandwich [hands him a sandwich] very famous from Oslo!
OH YEAH PICKLE- [Pickles shuts the door]
GOD! Everywhere I go, there's fans everywhere! Can't I just throw up in my own house?! Ugh!
OH GOD! Don't, what are you - bulimia?
Oh, great now you're gonna start a whole chain reaction, puke-a... a-thon!
Aww! Blood puke! Good song title, someone write that - oh, that's right we already wrote that. Good song though!
[breathing heavily] Ohh, I think I need another liver transplant.
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