What happened back there?
I don't care.
Hey, I've got an idea. [Removes glasses.] Let's rock talk!
No!
C'mon, don't you wanna get in touch with you know, your - your inner dude?
No thanks, I hate that guy.
Now we're getting somewhere! Let's rock talk about that!
I don't wanna.
Hmm. What a shame, you know. Guess I'll just have to, you know, hold onto all these banana stickers, I got like a million -
[eyes widen] Okay, I'll rock talk.
Good. I want you to tell me about young Murderface. Tell me a nice story about when Murderface was just a little tiny boy.
Well, okay, here goes.
How could I ever marry you?! I kill you! Here goes!
And now I kill myself! First my left leg! Good! [voice gets more anguished] Now the right! [voice gets even more anguished and lower] Now the arm! [voice gets lower and more halting] NOW MY FAAAACE! AHHHHHHHHHHHH!
Yeah, that was good rock talk.
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