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S1 E15

Metalocalypse · Season 1, Episode 15

Nick Ibsen, Nathan Explosion and others in “Unfinished Business”

NINick Ibsen

We're back with arguably the greatest entertainment force in the history of the world, Dethklok. Gentlemen, you are the twelfth largest economy in the world and climbing, and yet you all are intensely private. Little is known about your personal lives. Why?

[suddenly] Because.

IIbsen

Well, we at the Nick Ibsen show do pride ourselves on uncovering, the, most - [interrupted by Murderface slamming his knife in the table]

Hey douchebag, why don't you drill a hole into your forehead and let all the sap run out.

Huh huh... for pancakes.

IIbsen

As intimidating as it is to interview such amazing entertainment figures, I nonetheless have a journalistic duty to uncover... certain... Are you urinating on my shoes?

Yes I am.

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