“Okay, we are gonna delight you all with...” – Pickles, Metalocalypse ... TV Quotes Database

Okay, we are gonna delight you all with a little improvisational comedy. Now all we need to start is one location.

AMAudience Member

HOW 'BOUT A DIFFERENT COMEDY CLUB? [laughter]

Okay, I heard a... gas station.

I'm a gas station attendant!

[sitting on a stool pretending to hold a steering wheel] Fill her up, I am driving a Corvette. It is, midnight blue with-

AMAudience Member

HEY PIPPY-LONG-BORING! YOU SUCK! [laughter]

Can't you fill it up just a little bit faster?

Well I'm trying! I JUST CAN'T SEEM TO FIND A FUCKING GAS TANK!

That's because it's a stool Murderface!

AMAudience Member

HEY, IDIOT! DON'T NEGATE THE PREMISE! [laughter]

It's on - it's on - it's over there - wherever. Just please hurry. I would like to leave this horrible place...

Ahhh, I should check the oil... better go get my tools. You know what? I'm gonna leave... this sucks! Good luck dying out there!

Are you leaving?

Yes I'm leaving!

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