Well, it's official: Finland is being destroyed by a troll that... you summoned.
Well, I'm not sorry.
Huh, I can't believe we summoned a troll. Why didn't we think of this earlier?
Oh, high school would've been awesome with a big pal, like him. He could have carried me to school!
I know!
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