[to Dorothy's ten-year-old nephew, Jonathan]
Grow up to be a decent member of society.
Play lots of sport.
Eat fruit, and, er, celery, and help old ladies cross the street, that sort of thing.
Mmm, except Debs' mum.
Yeah. Don't help her.
No. Hinder her.
Hinder her from crossing the street.
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