Bye, Graham, nice to meet you. Must have a game of chess some time.
GGraham
Sorry, I don't play chess.
What?
GGraham
I don't play chess.
Oh, you "don't play chess"?
GGraham
No, I don't
You, don't play chess! HOW DARE YOU NOT PLAY CHESS WITH MY DOROTHY!
GGraham
Well, I'm sorry.
GET OUT OF MY FLAT, THE PAIR OF YOU!
GGraham
[to Dorothy] Is he always like this?
GET OFF TO YOUR POXY HOSPITAL, AND DON'T PLAY CHESS TOGETHER! GET OUT!
Don't mind them. We could have a game of chess if you want to.
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