Jonah, Riley and others in “Unfinished Business”

Jonah

[while discussing his film with Owen Anderson] Riley just has this teeny bad habit of changing her mind.

Riley

Oh, yeah, see, he's referring to our engagement. I didn't answer his proposal immediately, then all hell broke loose, and we broke up.

Brok... Dude, splitsville? No way. Where's that story?

Ella

Hey, look, they may have broken up, but that does not mean that they didn't share a storybook love story.

Riley

Storybook? You slept with him.

Whoa, what? Dude, Jacob and Rachel's destinies are cosmically intertwined, and you cheated on her?

Jonah

No, no, see, I didn't cheat on her because Riley and I had already ended things, so technically it was over.

Riley

[turns to Ella] And who was there waiting? The vulture in Versace.

Ella

Oh, well, there's that sense of humor we were just talking about.