Ella and Jonah in “Unfinished Business”

Ella

Always knew you were destined to win an Oscar someday, but I never thought it would be for acting. Bravo.

Jonah

Well, I had to come up with a way to stop Franz from slipping you the Wiener schnitzel before salad was served.

Ella

I was talking about pretending to be a publicist.

Jonah

Oh.

Ella

Jonah, hi, it's me, Ella. You actually think some horny director would ever faze me? I deal with guys like that all the time in my sleep. I think that you put your arm around me and pretended to be my beau because secretly it's what you wanted since the day that we met.

Jonah

You really are drunk. Aren't you?

Ella

You know... funny thing is, is that you and I as a couple—completely natural. I mean, Franz totally bought it.

Jonah

Yeah, after drinking an entire vat of wine, I think he'd buy anything we sold him.