You wanted to see me?
Well, in case you hadn't noticed, it's Monday.
And I am a woman of my word. Have you heard of Trudy Chandler? Stylist to the stars? I am this close to signing one of her clients.
Uh, well, "this close" wasn't part of the deal. You know, in fact, I am familiar with Trudy Chandler. So familiar, in fact, that I stopped by her house Saturday night.
You were at that party?
Not only was I there, but, uh, I made quite an impression. I signed Jasper Barnes.
Okay, that's impossible because I know what it takes to sign that guy, and there is no way that you could've...
Oh, sweetheart, you really need to recalibrate that gaydar.
Okay, you may be into men, but Jasper was into me.
He is an actor. He's into anybody that can pleasure him personally or professionally. And apparently, you fall into the latter category.
What?
Despite my best "signing" techniques, which were... well, more than enough to seal the deal, he insisted that you be his point person. He said he's never met a publicist as ballsy as you are.
Well, he was right.
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