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McGee and Me! · Season 1, Episode 15

Dad, Nick and others in “Unfinished Business”

Dad

[After mom and dad hear the sound Nick opening the door while they're reading] Nicholas! Come in here! Did you go to the movies?

Nick

Yes, sir.

Dad

[sighs] Did you enjoy yourself?

Nick

[upset] No, it was awful.

Mom

Do you realize what you done?

Dad

Sit down, Nick. [Nick sits down] When your mother and I told you you couldn't go, it was for a purpose...

Mom

We were trying to protect you.

Dad

Your mind is the most important thing you have. That's why the Lord is very clear when he says "We have to be careful of what we put in it." Now whether you enjoy the movie or not is beside the point! Just by going to see it, you've put something in your mind to... to dirty it. To pollute it! It's bound to effect your life, it's garbage in, garbage out, Nicholas!

Mom

You've got scenes in your mind that you can never erase. You got pictures that... maybe with you for the rest of your life.

Nick

I'm sorry.

Dad

I'm sorry too, son. I want you to go to your room and give this some thought. I'll be up in a little while to talk about your punishment.

Nick as the Narrator

Well, you might say "We did more than talk about my punishment." And with all the extra chores I got that week, I had plenty of time to think about the things Dad said.

Nick

[sighs] I need a break.

McGee

So, are we finished?

Nick

No, "We" are not finished, I still have to haul all these boxes from the garage to the attic.

McGee

Boy! The folks riding you kinda hard, aren't they?

Nick

It could be worse. I coulda have a decision with that stupid movie again.

McGee

[laughs]

Nick

I tell ya, McGee, I'm through with watching garbage like that.

McGee

[Nodding his head] Uh-huh!

Nick

But you gotta help me, that kinda stuff's all around.

McGee

Yep, it's tough making the right choices, but, it's like I've always told ya: The road to ruin is paved with crude inventions.

Nick

Ah, inventions. Like the time you told me to use Mom's vacuum cleaner to rake the leaves?

McGee

[awkwardly] It woulda worked if you hadn't hit the sprinkler.

Nick

Or how about the time you told me to cut the sleeves off my shirt so that Mom wouldn't see the tear? Or how many times you told me to eat that raw egg?

McGee

You know, his mind really is full of garbage.

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