[meeting up with Ray on the beach] Why are you up so early?
I couldn't sleep. I'm too horny. I gotta get laid soon or I'm gonna choke on my backed up jizz. What are you doing up?
I had sex with Jojo all night on the beach.
Oh!
I feel terrible.
Ah, you got sand in the pipes, huh?
What?
Okay, what you want to do, and this is gonna sound counterintuitive--
Ray.
But you need to put more sand in.
Ugh! My pipes are fine.
So then what's the problem?
I caught feelings! Bad!
Oh!
I haven't felt like this since I was with Summer.
So you like her! That's a good thing!
I can't even look at her without thinking about how sad I'll be when I go home.
Oh, come on! Whatever happened to having a fling? You know, taking a page out of my slutty little book.
Ray, I gotta be honest. I only skimmed your book.
What? But your notes, they were so insightful and specific!
I know!
I did a page one rewrite.
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