Fawn, wait!
Leave me alone, Dylan!
Just listen. I am sorry you had to find out this way. But there is no good way to tell your ex you're getting married.
I don't care that you're getting married.
Then what is it?
[sighs] It's that you're getting married and you told me you couldn't be tamed! But now, somehow, you got magically tamed for her.
Well, I mean, I didn't mean to. It just sort of happened.
[sarcastically] Okay. No, I got it now. So it's just that you didn't love me enough to change for me.
Hey, I was devastated when we broke up! It has been a long journey for me.
[angrily] Are you shitting my dick, buddy?
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