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S1 E15

Mating Season · Season 1, Episode 15

Dylan and Fawn in “Unfinished Business”

Fawn, wait!

Leave me alone, Dylan!

Just listen. I am sorry you had to find out this way. But there is no good way to tell your ex you're getting married.

I don't care that you're getting married.

Then what is it?

[sighs] It's that you're getting married and you told me you couldn't be tamed! But now, somehow, you got magically tamed for her.

Well, I mean, I didn't mean to. It just sort of happened.

[sarcastically] Okay. No, I got it now. So it's just that you didn't love me enough to change for me.

Hey, I was devastated when we broke up! It has been a long journey for me.

[angrily] Are you shitting my dick, buddy?

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