Sweetie, you like pussy, and this is a gay bar!
But aren't we all part of one queer community built on acceptance and harmony?
Ew, shut up. You have your space. We have ours. Now go back to the Beaver Dam and sip on some natural wine.
What?
[whispering softly] Actually, that does sound nice.
No! No, this is so fucked up! You can't just kick us out of here!
[scoffs] Typical cranky lesbian.
The fuck you just say to me?! [attempts to pulverize him while Fawn tries to hold her back] I'm usually so fucking cheerful! YOU'RE THE ONE THAT MADE ME CRANKY!
Pen, it's not worth it.
Oh, this isn't over! You hear me?!
Whatever.
And good luck when you need help building a deck, you piece of shit!
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