[looking over his shopping list] All right, let's see. I got a rusty fan, refrigerator door, mangled shoe.
Ray…
All I've got is statement pieces. I need basics. God, why is junk so expensive these days?
Ugh, we've been shopping all morning. Can we please just go home?
No, I gotta fill up my place again. Ever since my mom took all my stuff, I feel like such a loser.
Okay, well, with all due respect, I am a way bigger loser than you are.
What? No!
I have no money and no prospects. I'm already a burden to my parents. And I'm frightened.
Huh! I think you are a bigger loser than I am.
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