“You know, try to yuck my yum with...” – Ray, Mating Season ... TV Quotes Database

You know, try to yuck my yum with Gina.

I'm not trying to yuck your yum, I'm trying to protect you.

Well, who asked you? I never see my mom! Let me enjoy it!

Look, Ray, I really didn't want to have to tell you this, but… Your mom, she tried to seduce me.

You fuck my mom?

What? No, of course not!

Oh! So what are you saying? You're too good to fuck my mom?!

What is wrong with you? Ow!

You should be so lucky, friend! The things she could teach you!

Yeah, like how incredible penicillin is?

Yeah!

Oh, my God! Ray, she is a bad mom!

Well, you are a bad friend!

Oh! Well, you're a… fool!

Oh, really?! Well, then you're not invited to my birthday party!

Good, I don't want to go to a fool's birthday party!

Good, because I don't want you there!

Well, good luck planning this event without me, because the caterer is an absolute nightmare to deal with!

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