Penelope, what's going on?
You don't like pussy or mushrooms!
I do, if they're cooked in a Marsala.
You know, you don't fucking know anything, okay? You know what this is?!
[scoffs] What?
Hen of the Woods! You know what this is?! Red reishi!
You're not giving me time to answer!
You know what this is?! A rock! Trick question!
What is wrong with you?
What's wrong with me?!
Yeah!
I'll tell you what! You're stealing my thing! You don't belong here!
[The other lesbians gasp in shock]
Hold on. Your breaking rule #1. You're coming down with bad vibes.
Seriously, Penelope.
Your ass needs to leave.
You know what? Fine, "lesbians." But I'm taking my Hen of the Woods, and I'm taking this rock! And guess what, I'm taking Nancy's guitar!
[hugging her guitar, tightly] No! I couldn't have children! This guitar is all I have! [starts sobbing]
Jesus, Penelope!
You made Nancy talk?
[angrily] You… Ugh. You can all eat my juicy asshole! Except for you, Fawn! No butt for you! [storms off]
I don't even want butt!
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