[after Josh accidentally bites off Carson's genitals] What did you do?!
I just… I just bit his dick, like you said!
I didn't say bite it off!
SSamantha
He bit it off?!
I thought there'd be more resistance! It was like biting into a yam.
Josh, you were just supposed to nip the sack.
OOlivia
[kneeling down next to Carson as he gushes out blood from his genital system; tearfully] We've gotta get him to the hospital!
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