Ray, have you seen Olivia?
Right! Yeah, Olivia. [laughs nervously]
What? What's wrong?
You know you overslept by, like, two weeks, right?
I did?
Yeah, and Olivia… she gone.
She gone? She gone where?
She's with this new bear, this big motherfucker named Carson.
What?! How could she leave me? It's mating season!
Yeah, I know. Everyone's coupling up big time.
[Zoom out, showing all the forest animals coupling with each other while copulating]
I'm gonna put 10 to 15 babies in you!
Now, I'm not sure how we're gonna make this work physically, but goddamn it, Keith, I love you.
Well, maybe love is enough.
Oh, God! I'm all alone! [starts to sob]
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