Colonel Carmichael and Frank in “The Novocaine Mutiny”

I have weighed the evidence, not just the evidence but the records of the two individuals. I have no doubt that Captain Pierce is a prankster and thoroughly non-military, but the records prove him to be a top-flight surgeon. I wouldn't want to lead a company of Pierces into battle, but I sure as hell would want him around after that battle was over!

Frank

What does the record say about MY surgical skills.

If you hadn't been drafted as a doctor, I think you would have been assigned as a pastry chef!