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Mary Hartman, Mary Hartman · Season 1, Episode 75

Mary and Martha in “Episode 75”

Mary

I'm, fine, Ma, I'm just fine. Tom went to work at the plant, I am here in the kitchen, and we said goodbye at the door.

Martha

But he was so upset, and you were so upset.

Mary

Ma, it is probably just the mineral wastes. You know? There is a lot of mineral waste in the water. You have to remember: these are the 1970s; we have to be thankful that we're just functioning.

Martha

I suppose.

Mary

You know what else I did? I did the dishes, I made my shopping list, I made my grocery list, I have Hamburger Helper, I have Tuna Helper, I have Helper Helper ….

Martha

But, Mary, do you really think they help? Because just look at you.

Mary

I'm not depressed, Ma. I managed to get out of bed, and I remembered that Loretta is about to be on TV. I mean, that, to me, is such a lift! I mean, that a neighbor of mine, a friend, has actually broken out of this rut!

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