Tom and Mary in “Episode 37”

I'm probably one of the few grown men in this whole town who's never so much as had a puff on one of these things. Can you imagine that? And here I am, a grown man.

You mean you wanna try it?

No, no, no. What I was thinkin' is this: Now marijuana is a problem that every parent in America has to deal with, right?

Right.

OK. But how can we deal with it if we don't know what the hell it is?

It's a joint.

I know it's a joint, but I don't know what it does. I've never had any experience with it.

You mean you wanna try it for scientific purposes?

Well, for parental purposes, so when we discuss this thing with Heather, we know what we're talkin' about.

I don't know, Tom. I don't know if it's a good idea for us to smoke this thing at all—I mean, even for parental purposes. I don't think we should smoke it, I really don't.

Have you got a match?

Yeah, here.