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Married... with Children · Season 3, Episode 9

Al and Mike in “Requiem for a Dead Barber”

All of Al's friends have perms

Al

Come on, guys! Lets go out and find a fire hydrant, stick our heads in the hole and wash the gay away!

Mike

Outside, without our hair nets?

Al

And move fast! After that, none of us care how long it takes and spare no expense, but we find ourselves a barber!

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