Marcy and Peg in “The Bald and the Beautiful”

Oh, Peggy, I'm so worried about Steve. He's acting very strangely. Last night we had sex and he wore a sombrero.

Ooh! The ribbed kind?

On his head, Peggy. It's a hat.

You have to put your foot down. If I didn't, Al world still be wearing the walkman.