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Married... with Children · Season 3, Episode 1

Miss DeGroot and Al in “He Thought He Could”

[Al tries to bribe Miss DeGroot with a doughnut.]

Miss DeGroot

Could it be that you don't have the $2000? Could it be that I was correct when I made an educated guess that you would fail in life?

Al

Could it be that the nails that hold your chair together are from the planet Krypton?

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