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Married... with Children · Season 1, Episode 5

Steve and Marcy in “Have You Driven a Ford Lately”

It's not just a car, honey -- it's a piece of history. A 289 with dual carbs and a pony interior.

Steve, where did you learn to talk like that?

Come on, honey. After all, I was a guy before I met you.

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