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S8 E16

Married... with Children · Season 8, Episode 16

Peg and Al in “How Green Was My Apple”

I wish they'd hurry up and fix our cable.

Me too. I hate nature shows. How much longer do we have to watch the mating habits of the sea anemone?

(camera widens out to reveal Bud and Kelly acting out said mating habits by squirming around)

Well, at least it's better than watching them act out Martin. I just didn't buy it when Bud kept saying, "I gots ta have it!"

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