What time is it?
12:15.
A.M. or B.M?
Bud{sarcastic tone of voice}: B.M.
You know, has it ever occurred to them it would make far better sense to call it P.M. as in postmeridian? There are times I feel I am alone in this world that doesn't make sense.
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