Apparently I’ve been entered in the Miss Tri-County Pageant.
What?
The boys entered me into this pageant.
[Hal immediately sees through it and starts reading through, in disgust and disbelief]
[quoting letter] “Lucky to have her in our lives.” “Too special to be kept a secret.” “She suffers in silence.” Oh, can you believe this?!
[Lois, on the other hand, is touched and utterly stunned]
I know. They do all these horrible things, and then they go and do something like this…
[Hal realizes that Lois does not realize this was meant as a prank. He decides not to burst her bubble]
Yes, well, they’re good boys…
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