What do you think? This or this?
What are you doing?!
This is an important function. It's a company picnic. Attended by my new boss whom I haven't met yet. Gotta start off on the right foot.
You're making too much of this.
No, I am not! You have to make a good first impression. It sets the tone for the relationship.
[Hal's montage with new employers]
Hal, this is your new supervisor, Miss Plum.
Great to meet you, Hal. I'm looking forward to working with you.
Same here, and what do we have here?
My big fat stomach.
I'd like you to meet my staff, but I'm not sure where they are.
It is great to meet you, Mr.Jacobson. I want you to know I'm gonna do a terrific job for you.
Great, have you met my daughter and son-in-law?
No, I haven't .
Kelly? Steve? I want you to meet somebody.
Hi. I'm Hal.
Hi, so nice to... [Hal tries to shake her hand, but she hits her head on the catering table and falls to the ground.] Oh, my God! There's a toothpick in my eye!
She's gushing blood! Somebody put a tourniquet on her neck!
I'm outside of my body. I can see a light. Grandma, is that you?
You son of a bitch! I'll chew off your face, spit it out and dance on it! I'm gonna kill you! (The other employees start fighting to Hal) I'm gonna drag your carcass to the street. She's got a toothpick in her eye!
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