Sasha quotes from Make It or Break It

Sasha

Did you know- a sheep's so dumb that if the lead sheep jumps off a cliff, the rest will follow- Maa-aa-aa!

Sasha

By burning your resentments towards each other, we can start over. But first, I'll read them aloud!

Sasha

This sport is about more than perfection and athleticism. It's about grace and beauty, as well.

Sasha

You have an amazing talent inside of you, Emily Kmetko, but you won't be able to find it on your own.

Sasha

(to Carter) It has come to my attention that you have had an inappropriate relationship with one of my gymnasts. My source didn't reveal the name of the girl, so I'm going to ask you: who is she?

Sasha

It's easy to be gracious when you think no one can touch you.

Sasha

They think we're renegades now? They haven't seen anything yet.

Sasha

This is a gym, not a discotech. Less gossiping and more sweating!

Sasha

What? Has standing and staring become an Olympic sport? Get moving!

Sasha

Payson, the only question you need to concern yourself about is this: are you ready, right now, to meet your destiny?

What is that?

Sasha

My house. It's just to live in it, what did you think?

You're gonna live in the parking lot?

Sasha

I prefer a short commute.

Emily

Classical's not really my style.

Sasha

You're not picking out music for your MySpace page, Kmetko.

Kaylie

We have like 5 minutes until lights out.

Emily

Then we'd better hurry. (To Payson and Kaylie) Come on you two! (The girls run out of the room and into the hallway, where they are stopped by Sasha coming out of his room)

Sasha

Ladies...

Hey... Hi...

Sasha

Would you mind telling me where you're going? In your pyjamas?

Emily

We're just going to the gift shop for magazines... And toiletries...

Sasha

Toiletries?

Emily

Tampons... (Sasha looks very embarrassed and awkward) I swear as team captain that I will have us all back by lights out.

Sasha

OK. (Girls turn to leave with Lauren still hiding Kelly Parker's bag behind her back) Girls... One more thing. (They all stop with their backs to him) What's in the bag?

Emily

...Kelly Parker's head?

Sasha

...Carry on.

Summer

So, you're a man of no faith?

Sasha

Oh, I have faith in facts. See, the good thing about fact is you don't need any voodoo mumbo-jumbo to prop them up.

Sasha

How can I expect you girls to control your emotions when your coach can't even control his?

Lauren

Personally, I thought you were awesome.